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Joseph built a personal AI assistant that runs on his own hardware, stays reachable from anywhere, and uses a mix of local and cloud models depending on the task. The system is called Joey5.
Meet Joey5 →BETA - A systematic options screener built on live brokerage data. Scans a curated universe of tickers three times daily, filtering for fundamental quality and technical setups across the options chain.
Explore Screener →PROTOTYPE - Personal finance explained the way a trusted friend would: plain language, real examples, no agenda. Budgeting, investing, market data, and the basics nobody taught you. From complete beginner to confident.
Visit Uncle Nobody →PROTOTYPE - A closing cost calculator built for title companies. Calculates owner and lender premiums, recording fees, and settlement charges by state using each company's own rate tables -- all server-side so rate data stays private.
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